I want a girlfriend like that…
I hope kitty will be up for this
Daddy if we ever get the chance, you’re bringing your PS3 to the flat for a weekend mhm yes!
A couple that games together, stays together. Right, Daddy?Right, Princess.
Holy shit I’m pretty sure that’s actually Homestuck fanart
And now I’m imagining Tavros as a daddy dom and it’s terrifying
Endlessly amused by the way that the commentary reads like a dialogue in spite of no single person appearing twice.
Every Daddy is all Daddies. Every Kitty is all Kitties.
Affinity for artifacts was a linear “artifacts matter” mechanic. Constellation is a linear “enchantment matters” mechanic.
Burn me once, shame on you.
Burn me twice, shame on me.
But all that would have done is make Constellation occasionally be Landfall…
Landfall was safe at it’s existing power level.
With no enchantment lands, you could expect at most 50-60% of the cards in your library to trigger constellation. Every enchantment land printed raises that percentage, effectively increasing the power of all constellation cards (and also Ethereal Armor).
Landfall was safe because the things that triggered it are never going to be more than half of your deck, so developers don’t have to treat it as if its going to trigger every turn. Running lands has a significant drawback, in that, for the most part, lands are not going to match up well against your opponent’s actual spells.
Enchantment lands would give constellation landfall’s power, with none of its limitations.
I missed this response, somehow.
It’s mostly correct except that I do think Landfall was balanced to be safe triggering 1-2 times per turn without breaking.
Constellation triggers are, all told, usually somewhat weaker than landfall triggers at the cost of their permanent. Compare Doomwake Giant to Rampaging Baloths. But the investment to get those triggers is higher rather than lower.
Featuring such classic hits as:
"You looked at my OkCupid profile after I messaged you and never messaged me back. I am now trying to figure out what about me or my profile turned you off."
"We looked at each other’s OkCupid profiles and know each other in real life. Neither of us has said anything about it. We now both know that we’ve tasted our own sexual fluids thanks to the questions section."
"I’m not sure if I’m a good enough internet friend to add you on Facebook."
"You’ve asked if I have a minute to talk. My chat client has listed you as "typing" for 10 minutes. I’m bracing for impact."
"I’ve asked if you have a minute to talk, and then asked a difficult question. My chat client has listed you as "has entered text" for a long time."
"I know you’re online and you haven’t responded to something long and personal and vulnerable that I’ve sent to you at all."
"I got anxious about the fact that you took a while to respond to something that was difficult to send and now I am really embarrassed because you were just making dinner."
"You fav my conversations with other people and neither of us know you and we’ve never spoken directly."
"I have a massive crush on you and you like all my selfies, occasionally leaving a comment like "Cute!" and I’m not sure if it means anything ohgodtellme."
"I can definitely tell you’re subtweeting about me."
"I can definitely tell you’re subtweeting about me and in close physical proximity."
"I like you in person but I hate the way you type."
"I like talking to you on chat but I hate you in person."
"You put a photo I took of you while we were still dating as your profile picture on OkCupid."
"I found out you’re a 4channer and now you keep saying memes and internet speak outloud because you think I’m cool with it and it’s Really Weird."
"You found out I’ve got a Something Awful account and I want to mention something funny from the forums but would feel too much like a goober."
"You saw me on a dating site before meeting me in person and aren’t sure if you want to bring it up but you’ve already told me I look familiar before realizing what from."
"We’ve started exclusively dating but none of your profiles reflect this."
"We’ve started exclusively dating but none of your profiles reflect this AND OkCupid says you’ve been online since making it official."
"We’ve started exclusively dating and I don’t want to announce it on any of my profiles and you seem passive aggressively weirded out by this."
"Parents on Facebook."
"You reblog the dumbest shit."
"I’ve definitely seen your ass on Fetlife."
"You’ve definitely seen my teen poetry on Livejournal."
I’m not sure which of the last two are scarier.
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